2008-12-29 - Christmas Was A Success
2008-12-21 - I'll Be Home For Christmas...
2008-12-19 - I Iz Gon' Be Esssplodin'!
2008-12-18 - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas...
2008-12-16 - Is It Christmas Yet? I Wanna Go Home.
2008-12-13 - Does Chapstick Help With That?
2008-12-12 - I Need A Dozen Or So Hobbies
2008-12-10 - Hey! Wha Happened?!
2008-12-08 - Full Of Sunshine And Light And Optimism And Lollipops And Puppy Dogs...
2008-12-07 - My Whole Existance Is Flawed
2008-12-05 - You Are The Perfect Drug
2008-12-02 - Yeah, I'm Tired
2008-11-30 - Super Happy Fun Time
2008-11-26 - 3.14
2008-11-24 - I'm A Smart Woman But I Make Baaaaaad Choices
2008-11-21 - What's A Girl Like Me Doing Sitting At Home On A Friday Night?
2008-11-20 - Stuff.
2008-11-18 - Ain't Life Grand?
2008-11-14 - Oooh, A Puzzle Piece!
2008-11-13 - My Leg Is So Itchy I May Die
2008-11-11 - Has The Whole World Gone Insane Or Is It Just Me?
2008-11-05 - Yes We Can!
2008-11-02 - Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart? I Doooooooooooo!
2008-11-01 - The Word Whore Has Lost All Its Meaning Anyway With How Often It Gets Thrown Around...
2008-10-27 - I Freakin' HATE Not Having A Bed!!!
2008-10-26 - Nanananananana WE'RE ALL GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!
2008-10-23 - I Sure Do Like My Alone Time
2008-10-19 - Maybe It's Something In The Water That Makes Me SO PISSED OFF Like ALL THE TIME
2008-10-16 - I Like Being Rewarded With Money For Doing Well
2008-10-15 - Bippity Boppity Boo
2008-10-14 - I Left A Damn Good Man Behind There...
2008-10-09 - I'm Pretty Much Not A Huge Fan Of Being Killed
2008-10-08 - Leave. Me. Alone.
2008-10-05 - Ooooh, Padded Room. Ooooooh, Love-Me-Jacket!! Sign Me Up.
2008-10-04 - I Really Really Really Like My Alone Time
2008-10-01 - I'm An Idiot
2008-09-29 - Yeah, Whatever. Just Whatever.
2008-09-27 - Yeah, I'm Apparently Pretty Dumb
2008-09-25 - Does Anyone Find Sarah Jessica Parker Attractive? I Mean, Really?!
2008-09-23 - There's Plenty Of Fish In The Sea
2008-09-22 - It Took Me A Year To Believe It Was Over. And It Took Me Two More To Get Over The Loss.
2008-09-22 - So Here's To Another Day Where Every Song On My Mp3 Player At Work Makes Me Cry...
2008-09-21 - I Want To Make Love To My TV
2008-09-17 - Don't Be Hatin'
2008-09-14 - One Second Man
2008-09-13 - Ugh Blah Gah
2008-09-10 - We Could Make Porn. Like Seriously.
2008-09-08 - I Am A Good Employee
2008-09-07 - Alcohol Is No Longer My Friend... And Come To Think Of It, Neither Is Thing 1
2008-09-05 - Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
2008-09-04 - Ha. Oh God.
2008-09-02 - My Life... Ain't It Grand?
2008-08-28 - What A Wicked Thing To Do, To Let Me Dream Of You
2008-08-28 - Oh, And My Internet Is Still Fucked
2008-08-27 - Emu Gun Dun N Went Kraaaaaaazeeeee Aggin!
2008-08-26 - Not So Unexpected Day(s) Off
2008-08-25 - My Life Is Super Crazy Weird And Stuff
2008-08-24 - Emu Did A Bad Bad Thing
2008-08-21 - Hmmmmm
2008-08-20 - Great Sex Was The One Thing We Had!! Dammit.
2008-08-19 - So The Day I Stop Writing In Here Completely... It's Because She's Killed Me
2008-08-18 - But We Love Eachother. For Some Unknown Reason.
2008-08-16 - Wino
2008-08-14 - This Better Work This Time Or I'll... Or I'll... I Dunno
2008-08-11 - Typical Stuff And Things And Junk
2008-08-10 - Weekend In Cracktown
2008-08-08 - I Am Starting To Become The Less Crazy One Of This Relationship...
2008-08-07 - Still Leaving Town Whenever Possible, It Seems
2008-08-06 - Flippity Flippits
2008-08-01 - Making The Bus Seem Even Worse. I Had No Idea That Was Possible.
2008-07-31 - I Just Don't Know
2008-07-30 - ...And Then The World Exploded
2008-07-29 - It's, Like, All Kinds Of Not Good
2008-07-28 - Gah! Men.
2008-07-27 - Stuff And Things And Fuck I Hate People
2008-07-26 - I Want My Plunger! Give Me My Plunger!
2008-07-25 - Sometimes... It's Just... Fuck My Life, Man
2008-07-24 - Gah Meh Gah Frig Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2008-07-23 - Nom Nom Nom Nom
2008-07-21 - I'm Not Exaggerating About Those Numbers, By The Way
2008-07-20 - Yeeeeeeeeeah
2008-07-19 - Taking The Bus? Walking? Only Fools Do That.
2008-07-17 - Now I've Gone And Made Myself Upset Again...
2008-07-16 - At Least My Brain Can Go On Vacation While I Continue To Work...
2008-07-15 - Not Much Of A Boyfriend... I Never Seem To Get A Lot
2008-07-14 - I've Decided To Give Up Drinking. Except For After Meals, And After MacGuyver.
2008-07-12 - Ho Hum
2008-07-11 - No Babies Pill
2008-07-10 - Entering The 21st Century Finally! Go Me.
2008-07-08 - Whatevs
2008-07-06 - It's Complicated? I'M COMPLICATED.
2008-07-06 - Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
2008-07-05 - Employment Feels Good
2008-07-03 - Employed Once Again
2008-07-03 - My Job Hunt Is Varied And Weird
2008-07-02 - The Sex Is Kinda Worth All This Crap, Though, I Gotta Say...
2008-06-30 - This Innocence Is Brilliant... I Hope That It'll Stay
2008-06-30 - But Do I Ever Have A Point?
2008-06-28 - Am I Asking Too Much Here?!
2008-06-27 - Yeah. Just... Yeah
2008-06-25 - I Heart Nasal Spray
2008-06-24 - Stupid 25 Hour A Week, Relatively Low Paying Job... Not Worth This
2008-06-20 - I Hope To God I Never Turn Into That
2008-06-19 - Oh, The Self-Induced Loneliness...
2008-06-18 - Perhaps It's Because I've Only Gone To About 1,432,593 Job Interviews In My Life...
2008-06-17 - The Cute Dorky Semi-Goth Girls
2008-06-16 - Climb A Building, Jump Off The Building, Kill Someone, Repeat
2008-06-15 - Fuccccccccccck Thisssssssssssss
2008-06-13 - Oh... The Awesomeness. The Awesomeness.
2008-06-12 - Have I Ever Mentioned My Feelings Towards Spicy Foods?
2008-06-11 - Wow. City Life, Eh? Exciting.
2008-06-10 - Tempted By The Fruit Of Another...
2008-06-09 - Men. Ugh.
2008-06-08 - The Balls Are Smaller
2008-06-07 - LIFE IS COMPLICATED
2008-06-06 - Friggin' Men
2008-06-05 - Yeah, I'm A Loser
2008-06-04 - I'm Probably Depressed, But I Dunno.
2008-06-03 - True Love Probably Wouldn't Involve So Much Drunken Crying On My Part...
2008-06-02 - I'm In The City Now, Boy!
2008-06-01 - PLAGUE ON YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
2008-05-30 - Live From Capital City, It's Friday Night!
2008-05-29 - Have I Mentioned The Piercings?! :D :D
2008-05-28 - I'm Going INSANE
2008-05-27 - Yeah... I Kinda Miss Those Days Sometimes. The Only Men In My Life Were On TV.
2008-05-26 - Makes Nutty McShitville Look Like Goddamn NYC
2008-05-24 - Yowza
2008-05-22 - No No... NOTORIOUS! NOTORIOUS!
2008-05-21 - On The Verge Of Another Breakdown... Maybe.
2008-05-20 - My Life, I Tells Ya. MY LIFE!
2008-05-19 - And It's Starting To Feel More Real Now...
2008-05-18 - This'll Be The Day That I Die
2008-05-16 - What?
2008-05-15 - I Like Me
2008-05-14 - Yeah... I'm Not As Over Him As I Thought I Was...
2008-05-12 - My Girl Takes Her Drink With Dust And Rusty Razor Blades
2008-05-10 - Thanks Buddy.
2008-05-08 - Bring Your Own Beer To My Bring Your Own Bed
2008-05-07 - Movin' Up And Movin' Out
2008-05-03 - This Is It
2008-04-30 - 2 And A Half More Weeks, God Willing...
2008-04-29 - She'll Miss Me When I'm Gone
2008-04-28 - Why Do I Keep Getting Jobs At Places That Are Fucked?!
2008-04-24 - I'm Surprised I Typed All This
2008-04-22 - We Just Need A Cherry For On Top
2008-04-21 - Good Thing I'm A Pessimist...
2008-04-20 - Happy Yesterday Birthday, Hilarious Anniversary Today, I'm Only Slightly Buzzed Right Now
2008-04-19 - Wow, I'm Fun
2008-04-17 - Quit Being So Much Like Me. It Makes Me Not Like You.
2008-04-15 - Stuff And Things And Whatnots
2008-04-14 - Wasting Away In Coronaville. Looking For My Lost Wedge Of Lime.
2008-04-11 - I Haaaaaate My Life
2008-04-10 - My Life Is Fun
2008-04-10 - I Could Easily Do Without This Crap
2008-04-08 - QUIT BEING SO CRAZY!!!
2008-04-07 - Badness... Not Goodness
2008-04-06 - There Ain't No Sheltering Me From The Harsh Realities Of This World, Lemme Tell You What!
2008-04-05 - Meh Gah I'm Tired
2008-04-02 - I'm A Saaaaaaaaad Emu
2008-04-01 - Cuz, You Know... Yeah.
2008-03-30 - Check Out Mah Fro
2008-03-29 - I'm Falling Apart
2008-03-28 - Victory Is Mine
2008-03-27 - Eat Your Heart Out, Shirley Temple
2008-03-26 - I Was Luigi!
2008-03-25 - I'm Not Exciting At All
2008-03-24 - Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish
2008-03-21 - Oh, And Um... Happy Good Friday
2008-03-20 - Either Way, Expect Some Interesting Stories Afterwards...
2008-03-19 - What Are We, 10?
2008-03-18 - It's Bad And Wrong And No
2008-03-17 - There Was A Penis Wand. Oh Yes.
2008-03-13 - Look At Me, I'm 23
2008-03-12 - Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of My Life
2008-03-10 - Gah Almighty!
2008-03-09 - I Was Right About The Kinky Sex...
2008-03-06 - Kinky Sex May Or May Not Be Involved...
2008-03-05 - All I Can Say Is He Better Make It Up To Me This Weekend...
2008-03-03 - Orange And Black, Eh?
2008-02-28 - Simple Equation Of Capital City Guy + MSN = ANNOYING
2008-02-26 - 3 Days
2008-02-23 - I Worship Otrivin
2008-02-21 - Emu Is A Sucker For The Cute Sweet Boys...
2008-02-19 - I Put Some New Shoes On And Everybody's Smiling... It's So Inviting
2008-02-17 - I Think I Might Be A Bad Person...
2008-02-15 - The Cracktown Bar Scene Is Still Better, Though
2008-02-13 - My Birthday Is In A Month
2008-02-12 - o_O
2008-02-11 - My Life Should Be A Movie. Likely Will Be A Movie.
2008-02-10 - Velly Velly Intellesting...
2008-02-09 - Coffee, Tea, Or Me?
2008-02-08 - I Want A Snack
2008-02-06 - Yeah... I Don't Even Know
2008-02-06 - Plenty O' Fish In Da Sea
2008-02-05 - All This Is Going On And... He Has No Friggin' Idea
2008-02-04 - Guess It Wouldn't Be Fair For Me To Kick Her Ass Then...
2008-02-03 - Work Work Work Work...
2008-02-02 - I'm So Cute And Indie... Take Me Seriously!
2008-01-31 - MINE! NOT YOURS, MINE!
2008-01-29 - Oh Wellz
2008-01-28 - I Kinda Want Some More Chinese Food Right Now
2008-01-27 - Discussions Are Both Good And Bad...
2008-01-25 - Change O' Plans
2008-01-23 - I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!
2008-01-21 - Yawn
2008-01-18 - Emu Is A Good Time All Around... So She Is Told
2008-01-16 - I Have... THE FEAR!
2008-01-15 - Isn't Everything Complicated When It Comes To The Emu?
2008-01-14 - Mama Compensation... She's A Bitch Goddess
2008-01-13 - Woo! I'm A Secret!
2008-01-10 - Attitude. I Has It.
2008-01-09 - My Gums Are Bleeding
2008-01-07 - Nice Smells Kick Ass
2008-01-06 - THE OTHERS!!!!
2008-01-05 - Stufffffff
2008-01-04 - Hopefully They Won't Have To Be Saving Me...
2008-01-03 - Another 5 Months And I Can Move Away...
2008-01-01 - I Want To Be With You Be With You Night And Day! Nothing Changes On New Years Day!
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