2009-12-21 - Workplace Drama Is Never Ending
2009-12-19 - Man, Somedays I Sure Do Earn My Paycheque
2009-12-16 - It's Just Funny. My Life Is Funny.
2009-12-12 - Good Morning Balllllllllltimorrrrrrrrre!
2009-12-09 - My Hatred Of People Continues
2009-12-05 - Oh Me And My Crazy Moderate Views!
2009-12-01 - Fit Hits The Shan
2009-11-28 - So Fuck Y'all. All Y'all. If Ya'll Don't Like Me, Blow Me.
2009-11-24 - I Don't Like People
2009-11-21 - Man, You Know... Electricity Is Important
2009-11-15 - I Love Vomiting, Don't You?
2009-11-10 - Look At Me Being, Um... Socialable?
2009-11-07 - It's Almost Like I'm Becoming A People Person... Despite How That Goes Against Everything In My Nature
2009-11-04 - I Think I've Said This Before, But... Don't Do What Emu Does
2009-11-01 - Assssssssssshollllllllllllllllllllllllessssssssss
2009-10-27 - BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!!
2009-10-26 - I Can Haz Insane Amowntz Of Alkohol?
2009-10-21 - Mehhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2009-10-17 - Positive Thoughts For Chuckles!
2009-10-16 - Middle Of The Fucking Night Indeed!
2009-10-12 - Crappy Thanksgiving
2009-10-06 - Tweaked Out Little Twinkie
2009-10-03 - I Am A Mushroom... Kept In The Dark And Fed Shit
2009-09-30 - Home Alone
2009-09-26 - So I Can Keep My Dirty Underwear In The Kitchen And Walk Around Naked All The Time
2009-09-23 - Life Is Frickin' Dumb
2009-09-20 - Yeah, Like... What Is Up With Me Anyway?!
2009-09-18 - The Emu Is A Cougar
2009-09-14 - Too Stupid To Be Alive, Sometimes...
2009-09-11 - Gin Goes With Everything
2009-09-09 - Once A Week, Whether I Need To Or Not
2009-09-02 - Life Sucks, And Then You Die
2009-09-01 - I Pretty Much Really Really Hate This
2009-08-29 - Let's Just Say It Moved Me... INTO A BIGGER BEDROOM!
2009-08-26 - Me Want Drugs Cheap Nao Pls Kthxbai
2009-08-22 - And You Think I'm Capable Of Handling This Because...?
2009-08-18 - You PMS Like A Bitch... I Would Know
2009-08-16 - I Like Not Being A Complete Train Wreck
2009-08-13 - My Life = Suckage
2009-08-05 - Drowning Sucks, So Don't Do It
2009-07-31 - I Don't Even Know
2009-07-27 - Too Much Heat Makes People Go Crazy
2009-07-23 - I Need To Stop Being So Awesome
2009-07-19 - Stupid Life!
2009-07-17 - Emu = Smitten Kitten
2009-07-15 - Everytime I Think I'm Out, They Pull Me Back In
2009-07-12 - Walk Away
2009-07-10 - The Times, They Are A Changin'...
2009-07-08 - All The Women Who Independent... THROW YO' HANDS UP AT ME!
2009-07-06 - Goddamn, My Life Just Keeps Getting Better And Better
2009-06-28 - I'm Not As Strong As I Should Be...
2009-06-26 - Yes
2009-06-23 - I've Already Made The Comparison Between My Life And A Soap Opera, Right? Okay, Good. Just Making Sure.
2009-06-21 - I've Recently Come To The Conclusion That I'm Just Really Popular With Men...
2009-06-18 - Oh... Life. Life.
2009-06-15 - What's An Emu To Do??
2009-06-13 - Emo + Emu = Excellentness
2009-06-10 - ZOMG I LIKEEE!!!!!!!!
2009-06-09 - Woot Woot For The Single Life!
2009-06-08 - I Do Declare That I Have The Vapours!
2009-06-07 - Finally Had The Guts To Do It
2009-06-04 - It's Like The Earth Got Hurled Into The Sun Or Something...
2009-06-01 - I Would Have Married Saturday, If I Could
2009-05-28 - You Can't Depend On Anyone But Yourself
2009-05-25 - Dear Diary: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2009-05-22 - More Cushion For Tha Pushin', Babee!
2009-05-18 - NO TIME! NO TIME! NO TIME! NO TIME!
2009-05-13 - I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!! *cries*
2009-05-12 - As Soon As I'm Convinced I Need To Quit My Job, Things Start Going Right Again
2009-05-11 - I Need To Find My Own Little Island Somewhere...
2009-05-08 - Gaaaah. Effort. Bah.
2009-05-05 - I'm Supposed To Be The Withdrawn Angry One, Dammit!
2009-05-03 - AA! AA! AA! AA!
2009-04-30 - Yeah... I Could Never Be Amish
2009-04-27 - Emu-Tastic Is SO A Word. Look It Up.
2009-04-23 - I May Vomit Soon... But Other Than That, I'm Pretty Good
2009-04-20 - And The Fit Hits The Shan... Repeatedly
2009-04-15 - Most Of My Friends Really Really Really Suck
2009-04-08 - Yeah... What A FUCKIN' Loser.
2009-04-05 - Oh And BTW, I'm Not Working Tomorrow Either. I Hate My Job.
2009-04-01 - Make It A Double, I'm Drinking For Two Now
2009-03-31 - Is It Just Me Or Am I Getting A Little Crotchety?
2009-03-29 - I'M RICH, BIOTCH!
2009-03-28 - I Am Full Of Fail And Suck
2009-03-22 - PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTANCE!
2009-03-21 - And This Is Why I Eat A Lot...
2009-03-17 - Whaaaaaaaaa?!
2009-03-13 - Go Shorty! It's Your Birthday!
2009-03-11 - Be Nicer To Your Hair Than I Am
2009-03-10 - I'm Pretty Sure Melatonin Isn't Helping Me At All...
2009-03-08 - ISN'T IT PRETTY?!?!?! In A Simplistic Sorta Way.
2009-03-07 - I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Thinking Either.
2009-03-05 - Oh Me And My Love/Hate Relationship With The Male Sex...
2009-03-03 - My Life Is Sometimes Kinda Like A Movie, And I'd Totally Be Played By Scarlett Johansson
2009-03-01 - Temporary Bliss
2009-02-25 - How Do I Feel This Good Sober?
2009-02-20 - Yeeeeeeah.... I Think I Need To Be Alone For A While
2009-02-16 - I Have Never Felt More Normal And Stable In My Entire Life
2009-02-11 - At Least My Mom Is Okay!
2009-02-09 - The Massive Amount Of Shit Hits The Industrial-Sized Fan
2009-02-05 - I Just Need To Stop Being So Damn Irresistable... Or Something
2009-02-02 - Fabulous, Ain't It?
2009-01-28 - Nothing Is More Frustrating Than When Your Internet Doesn't Work For, Like, A Week
2009-01-21 - I'm Sure This Would Make A Great Sitcom Or Something
2009-01-19 - Don't Let This Happen To You
2009-01-18 - I Need Constant Supervision
2009-01-14 - Oops, Too Late
2009-01-12 - My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard
2009-01-07 - Under My Umbrella Ella Ella Eh Eh Eh...
2009-01-05 - It Was Hotel Rwanda, By The Way. I Wept.
2009-01-04 - It's 2009 And I'm Feelin' Fine.
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