2014-01-19 - Bah
2014-01-06 - HARUMPH, I SAY!
2013-12-28 - So This Is Christmas
2013-12-15 - How Dare You Pay Me For Doing Nothing!
2013-12-09 - How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Embrace The Chaos
2013-11-30 - Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
2013-11-26 - For Every Job That Must Be Done There Is An Element Of Fun
2013-11-25 - Like... A Duck?
2013-11-24 - Hibernation Mode: Activated
2013-11-23 - I'm Back, Baby! Did You Miss Me?!?!?!!?!?
2011-02-27 - -
2011-02-21 - This Is The End?
2011-02-09 - Buh-Bye
2011-02-04 - Nothing Really Matters
2011-01-30 - Luckily I Don't Really Own Any Sharp Knives...
2011-01-23 - Kill Me
2011-01-13 - Blah, Adulthood
2011-01-04 - Yawn
2011-01-02 - Twenty Eleven
2010-12-20 - I Hate Travelling... Like OMG
2010-12-17 - I'll Have A Duff, You'll Have One Too!
2010-12-12 - Olllllllllllllllllllld
2010-12-05 - Life Has Its Moments...
2010-11-28 - Can't Really Find Any Happiness In This...
2010-11-23 - I Haz A Freezing To Death
2010-11-21 - Also, It's Freakin' Cold
2010-11-16 - Losing Myself
2010-11-06 - I Am Most Boring Indeed
2010-11-02 - If You Like It, You Should Start Paying Half The Rent
2010-10-25 - I'm Like Beethoven Or Some Shit
2010-10-18 - ???
2010-10-14 - New Skin, Please.
2010-10-05 - All Work And No Play Makes Emu A Dull Girl
2010-10-03 - This Entry Sucks
2010-09-26 - Life Is Giving Me Pimples
2010-09-20 - Here Jobby Jobby Jobby!
2010-09-12 - Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Eggs....... *drool*
2010-09-06 - Closure is a Good Thing. Although I'm Realizing Again Just How Much I Care For Him...
2010-08-28 - And I Only Kinda Want A Snack Right Now...
2010-08-24 - Well, At Least I've No Longer Slept With 2 Current Co-Workers...
2010-08-22 - Complain And Ye Shall Recieve
2010-08-15 - What Do You Think This Is? August?!
2010-08-08 - Ugggggh Blahhhhhhhh
2010-08-04 - Where's My Helmet?
2010-07-28 - Aw Yeah, You Touch That Screen
2010-07-20 - Break A Leg! Or, Uh... Foot.
2010-07-18 - Toucha Toucha Toucha Touch Me!
2010-07-11 - I'm About To Perform Surgery On Myself To Remove My Uterus
2010-07-04 - This Is Already My Least Favourite Month Ever
2010-06-30 - The Complete Mental Collapse Begins Now
2010-06-25 - Yep... I'm Gonna Die Next Month
2010-06-20 - I Should Be Running That Place By Now
2010-06-16 - Don't Read This, It Sucks
2010-06-10 - UHHHHH!
2010-06-04 - My Life Is Filmed Before A Live Studio Audience
2010-05-31 - Honestly... I Think I'm In Love
2010-05-26 - Heh. Heh. Oh, Naughty.
2010-05-15 - My Life is Just Really Really Too Funny
2010-05-12 - Currently to Blame for Ruining Two Relationships... Possibly More
2010-05-10 - I'm The Office Slut Now, I Guess?
2010-05-07 - For God Sakes, Don't Go and Do Something Foolish...
2010-05-02 - If You Seek Kay Why Owe Ewe
2010-04-26 - Oh... Oh Dears
2010-04-24 - Ohai! Kthxbai!
2010-04-21 - Stupid Stupid Stupid Stupid
2010-04-18 - Coming to You LIVE From the Internet Cafe Central of Capital City!
2010-04-13 - Don't You Know That This Oxygen Is For Those Who Have Earned It?
2010-04-10 - I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
2010-04-05 - I'm Not Your Girlfriend, I Shouldn't Have to Spend Time With and Pretend to Like Your Family
2010-03-31 - I'm Bitchy And Boring
2010-03-29 - Bah, My Head Hurts
2010-03-26 - DEVELOPMENTS!
2010-03-23 - Pot Calling The Kettle Black, Much?
2010-03-22 - I'm Just Not That Into Anyone Either, Though
2010-03-18 - All Good Things Must Come To An End
2010-03-14 - 25 And Still Alive!
2010-03-10 - Ohhhhhh Noesssssss
2010-03-09 - Oh... Men.
2010-03-06 - You Piss Me Off, I Make Your Nickname Less Flattering
2010-03-05 - Could Life BE More Of A Mess?!
2010-03-03 - Confuzzled
2010-03-01 - I Remember When... I Remember I Remember When I Lost My Mind...
2010-02-28 - Dude... Seriously
2010-02-26 - STABBITY STAB STAB!!!!
2010-02-24 - Things Are Looking Up... Oh, Except For Work, Of Course
2010-02-23 - And This Is With Me Being On The Strongest Dose Of Anti-Depressants They Will Allow...
2010-02-21 - I Didn't Cry And I Didn't Stab Anyone, So... Success!
2010-02-19 - Now I Can Return To Work All Tear-Stained Again
2010-02-18 - I'm Not Half As Dumb As The Lot Of You Are
2010-02-14 - Happy VD
2010-02-11 - Tiny Emu Head Somehow Has Lots Of Room For Air
2010-02-08 - Emo Emu
2010-02-06 - I Know It Sounds Like I Hate Everyone... Possibly Because I Do
2010-02-05 - Oh Wait... The Drama Is Back And I'm Less Boring Again
2010-02-04 - Emu Is Crazy
2010-02-01 - Holy Jeez, It's February Now
2010-01-29 - I Might Die. But Oh Well.
2010-01-27 - *crickets*
2010-01-21 - Happiness And Fun And Jokes Are Not Allowed Under Any Circumstance
2010-01-15 - Werky Werk Werk
2010-01-10 - Life Blows And There Is Very Little Going On
2010-01-06 - You Can Hold On To Something So Tight, You've Already Lost It
2010-01-03 - 2010: Year Of The Emu!!
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