Anyways, I don't want to talk about work. After work I hung out with Angry Girl and Thing 1... Angry Girl got it in her head a few days ago that she wanted to rent some gay porn to see some hot man-on-man action, and Thing 1 thought that was a pretty good idea too, so... yeah. We went to the porn shop, and it was me who ended up having to set up an account there because to rent porn there you need both a drivers' licence and credit card, and I was the only one of the three of us who had that. I really didn't want it to be me because places like that are shadyyyy but, well, I was really wanting some gay porn too.
Then Thing 1 got it in her head that even better than the already great experience of watching gay porn would be watching gay porn while stoned so she started calling around, trying to find where we could get some pot. She eventually ended up finding a friend of a friend who was willing to sell her some, but we had to hop on the bus to go get it, which was annoying especially since there was going to be such a long wait for the next bus to get back to my place.
Anyways, we get on the bus and guess who I saw? Bam. Ha. He was with this girl who at first I thought looked like a guy, but upon closer inspection... female. Not that I'm jealous, I'm just stating a fact. Anyways, as he was getting off the bus he was all like "Hey, how's it going?" and... yeah. And now his status on Facebook is "[Bam] is... wait... what is [Bam] doing with that girl and rum?" Ha. But, again... NOT JEALOUS, just stating a fact.
Okay, maybe a little jealous. But at least Thing 1, when she saw him, was like "Hey, he's not bad." Ah, so the approval of the so hard to impress Thing 1.
Anyways, we got the pot and we smoked it while waiting for the bus back to my place. You know... I'm not overly fond of pot. I went so long without smoking it, but then lately with Bam and now with Thing 1 and Angry Girl... meh. Alcohol is way better. But Angry Girl is still swearing she's never going to drink again, so... yeah. Pot it was.
By the time we got back to my place we all had a case of the munchies, so we stopped at the Friendly Neighbourhood Convenience store. I bought a big bag of chips and I really wish I'd opted for a smaller one because... what a waste of money. Anyways, we get back to my place and we put the gay porn on and... about 5 minutes into it, Angry Girl and Thing 1 are both squirming all over the place and covering their eyes and it was just like... jeez ladies, what the hell were you expecting? But then I started going on about what great technique these guys had and how it was quite miraculous that none of them appeared to have any kind of gag reflex and... well, they just didn't appreciate it from a technical standpoint like I did. Or from any standpoint, really.
Hmm. Anyways. Enough of me.