Awww... now everyone is ready for another drunken Emu entry, now aren't you?

It's, as I start to write this in Notepad because Diaryland is so damn slow... it's 1:08 in the AM. I have to get up at 6 to start work at 8. And I'm a tiny bit drunk and/or stoned right now. Well, let's see... Thing 1 invited me over to her place this evening... 4 coolers, 2 glasses of wine, and 3 shared joints later... yeah, I'm pretty much wasted. And I have a serious case of heartburn. Just incase you wanted to know.

I also smoked 3 cigarettes which is unheard of me because... yeah, okay, I admit that I've gotten to the point where I smoke SOMETIMES. But 3 in one night is a new record for me.

I'm throwing my life away. I know, I know. You don't have to tell me.

Um... what the hell did I do today? Besides nap a whole hell of a lot. Lord knows I did more than my fair share of that. Um... bought some groceries. Read a bit. Talked to my mom on MSN. Then, yeah, I went over to Thing 1's place where good times were had.

WHOA! HEARTBURN! Um... I have those things... what the hell are they? Those things that are tasty vanilla-flavoured that tkae care of heartburn. Because goddamn it. The pain.

I need to go to bed. 6 AM I HAVE TO GET UP FOR WORK, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? I reek of pot. Ha.

Ummm... bed. I'll write more after work.